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Don't Worry
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obxbeachbum
(11.29.2004 10:04:09 PM EST)
Their SBA loan was just approved and their Franchise Offering Circular is at the printers.
An end with horror is better than horror without end.
So....
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started by
hannes
(11.29.2004 2:27:12 PM EST)
I hope I can get a drink? :-)
I wouldn't blame anyone for praying before going in.
that line reminds me...
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started by
jimbobiglotto
(11.28.2004 11:02:53 AM EST)
of "full metal jacket" when the drill sargeant yells, "PRIVATE PYLE!!! I want that commode so clean that the Virgin Mary herself would be PROUD to take a DUMP on it!"
I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!
damn
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started by
bigjohn2
(11.28.2004 9:37:29 AM EST)
I think there hopeless...
yeah
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started by
thecritic
(11.28.2004 0:56:34 AM EST)
get your nails done
You gonna pull those pistols
or whistle Dixie?
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