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This Is On My Christmas List

By: cowetaguardPublished: 12/24/2004
 
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If I gotta rest my hand on something then it might as well be shaped well.

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started by jimbobiglotto
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with luvly1's face on it! ; )

I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!

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