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Q: Why did God give men penises? A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Let's just hope this fad doesn't catch on over here.
Or French!
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j9nh
(02.25.2005 6:20:10 AM EST)
Hahahaha! Thanks for the pic Sleepwalker ... the only worse sign would be "Hairy Pits."
There
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started by
thecritic
(02.25.2005 0:22:28 AM EST)
is a barber shop next door
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