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    No Wall Licking

    By: meeshaPublished: 07/20/2005
     
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    Sounds reasonable (0 replies)
    started by misspk
    (07.20.2005 8:18:39 AM EST)

    I know I have problems not licking things.

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    I think (1 reply)  
    started by tjshere
    (07.20.2005 3:09:22 AM EST)


    This is a prank. Someone changed the B to a W.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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