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Q: What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? A: Money.
"Just how does one go about getting into those pants".
They said, "Well you start off by buying us a drink".
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tjshere
(08.14.2005 9:23:26 AM EST)
If those had been shorts I would have thought it was body paint.
I'd like to dress Rosie O'Donnell up in a pair of those and send her to the Critic's house for his birthday. Hahahahaha.
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