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Why Men Are On This Planet

By: luvly1Published: 08/17/2005
 
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I was a little late in learning this revelation.

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    Sh*t TJ (2 replies)
    started by sleepwalker2000
    (08.17.2005 3:49:42 PM EST)


    You were a 48 year old virgin 80 some years ago..


    waaaaaaaa hahahahaha


    ......:)

    HEY...??? *SW2K*

    Thank Goodness For Alcohol (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (08.17.2005 8:45:56 AM EST)


    If it wasn't for booze I might be a 48 year-old virgin.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    and let me tell you (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (08.17.2005 6:36:49 AM EST)


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