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Chinese Buffet

By: rogerPublished: 09/02/2005
 
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It's number 36 on the menu but you might want to get a salad also, they're mighty small cats.

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    I go there (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.02.2005 10:41:41 AM EST)

    All the time.

    It's the only chance I get to ever eat......... well, you figure it out.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Good (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.02.2005 7:47:06 AM EST)

    I was getting tired of Dog.

    Is this.. (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (09.02.2005 1:48:06 AM EST)
    restaurant in Katmandu?

    You don't have to get a salad (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (09.02.2005 0:34:59 AM EST)

    just tell them to super size it and they'll bring out an extremely large Tabby.

    Sorry Meesha but a fellow's gotta eat

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

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