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Happy Birthday Darling

By: rogerPublished: 08/06/2005
 
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and those little things that look like suppositories are batteries.

Happy Birthday Darling

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    Ah geez (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (08.06.2005 9:32:14 AM EST)


    You shouldn't have mentioned batteries. Now she'll probably use it on the wrong area.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    uhmm (0 replies)
    started by leadj
    (08.06.2005 6:57:55 AM EST)

    funny pic rog, and remember kids

    Guns don't kill people......but they REALLY help.

    It's still early..... (0 replies)  
    started by ajk454
    (08.06.2005 5:27:08 AM EST)

    it took me a while to understand the concept!

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