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Tequila Tonight

By: luvly1Published: 08/12/2005
 
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Not without the lime we don't! Now 1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor.

Tequila Tonight

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    Fruity Picture (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (08.12.2005 10:52:37 PM EST)

    Could turn me into limey.
    Think the mellons are real?
    I think not.

    I thought (0 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (08.12.2005 8:47:29 AM EST)


    you put the lime in the coconut

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

    I usually don't... (0 replies)  
    started by elwood
    (08.12.2005 8:38:40 AM EST)

    don't do the lime w/ my tequila.
    But I'd be happy to make an exception in this case!

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