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uhmm
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started by
leadj
(01.11.2006 4:55:30 AM EST)
Man I was SO wasted last night!
Wheres my car?
No way!
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started by
luvly1
(01.11.2006 2:14:20 AM EST)
1st of all..
If it were a woman...
she would have tried to open
that door to get out..
& that clearly hasn't happened.
2nd..
You would never
catch a woman trying
to climb down an old rinky dink ladder like that!
You'd have to sedate her 1st.
Chances are..
it was a man just making a sun roof for his home & too tight with his money to rent proper equipment!
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