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"People have criticized me because my security detail is larger than the president's. But you must ask yourself: are there more people who want to kill me than who want to kill the president? I can assure you there are." — Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
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Yo Mama ...
is like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!
One Liners
Q: Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco? A: Lexington, Kentucky . .He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.
Tired of speeding tickets? Want to open up spaces between you and the cars around you?
Step 1. Tie these balloons to your car.
Step 2. Drive VERY FAST
Step 3. Watch people freak out.
Step 4. Tell the nice officer you thought they were real... and try to keep a straight face.
hilarious,
Oh my gawd that's funny.
Waaaaaaa Hahahahahahaha
LMAO2!!
(0 replies)
started by
tjshere
(02.20.2005 10:18:48 AM EST)
I could also do this with a balloon of my ex wife on her broom.
LMAO
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started by
thecritic
(02.20.2005 0:22:48 AM EST)
I'll bet some redneck's done been caught...
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