"Do you have blacks, too?" —Bush, speaking to Brazilian President Fernando Henrique Cardoso. Source: Salon.com, "Bushed," Jake Tapper, June 20, 2002
Random Quote
"I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies". So I did.Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars"." — Steven Wright, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#205 For every human being in the world there is approximately one chicken.#206 Over 1 million earths would fit inside the sun.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breast feed it!
One Liners
Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy? A: She's withholding evidence.
He must have done a bunch of shots of tequila to get up the nerve to rob the store.
That was freakin' hilarious! ^5!
Man
(0 replies)
started by
thecritic
(04.03.2005 0:52:05 AM EST)
wouldn't you hate for the gang you run around with see this? Suppose you were the leader of that gang.
What could be even worse would be if you were a little peon in that gang and you borrowed the leader's gun to do the robbery, now you gotta explain why you don't have it.
Shit there's millions of funny outcomes to this.
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
Most Recent
Dickheads Many of you may have used the derogatory term 'dickhead' ...
12.04.2008
Save The Music This should be in uncensored. No wait. This should ...
12.03.2008
