"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve."-Speaking during "PERSEVERENCE Month" at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, N.H. As quoted in the Los Angeles Times, Jan. 28, 2000
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#106 You way less at the top of a mountain then sea level.
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is so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
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Q. Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? A. It's called, Sosumi.
Harry burns 187 calories taking her clothes off. Ain't no way she's gonna consent to sex with his narrow ass.
TJ burns 8 calories taking her bra off. He'd burn more by taking it off with his teeth but he doesn't have any.
Grand Patron Always burns 315 calories putting on a condom as he's never hard.
Leadj skips the preliminaries cause he's yet to find either anyway.
In Positions, Harry burns 326 calories everytime because doggy style is the only way his dog knows how to do it.
In Orgasmic TJ burns 112 calories while his mate always burns the full 315
In post Orgasmic the Patron always falls asleep.. no calories burned
The results are still pending on TJ getting that second erection
In dressing up afterwards Harry goes off the chart. You'd never know how many calories it takes to get back into a Scuba diving outfit
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