"A lame duck session, for people who don't know what that means, it means the Senate is coming and the House is coming back between now and Christmas and they've got a few days to get some big things done."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "President Bush Holds Press Conference, Presidential Hall, Dwight D. Eisenhower Executive Office Building," Nov. 7, 2002
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is so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
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Q: How do you turn a city girl into a cotton picker? A: Cut her tampon string.
Who can be bothered to wait in line? TJ and Critic would push everyone else out of the way, including the baby!
And by the time GP has finished with it, it'll be as flat as a dog's ear.
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