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Out Of Date

By: simonsezPublished: 03/24/2005
 
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No wonder that one I used on Cindy Lou busted. I carried it around for 5 years.

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    how (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (03.24.2005 8:25:50 PM EST)

    do condoms go out of date?

    Aw, that's OK (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.24.2005 8:49:10 AM EST)


    I'm out of date, too.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Had a little ring on your pocket (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (03.24.2005 0:30:23 AM EST)


    did you Simon?

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