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Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their mates after mating? A: To stop the snoring before it starts
Was running a little late, too, so she decided to ramp it up a bit.
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thecritic
(05.13.2005 0:23:57 AM EST)
Great lead-in line Sleepy..
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