"There is no second-rate children in Arizona. There's no second-rate children in America."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks at Salmon for Governor and Renzi for Congress Fund-raiser," Sept. 27, 2002
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"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." — Benjamin Franklin
Snapple Facts
#171 The most sensetive parts of the body are the mouth and the fingertips.
Yo Mama ...
has a glass eye with a fish in it.
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a skinny woman? A: A counterfeit dollar bill is a phony buck!
get's elected, you can break out all the American Pie jokes.
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