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Cock Cement

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 04/10/2005
 
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I found this at Home Depot but now they're out and I'm almost out myself. It works great on my hubby. Anybody know where I can get some more?

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    Careful (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (04.10.2005 8:02:27 PM EST)

    Using this product could result in Lip Lock on his love muscle.

    sorry, sw (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (04.10.2005 11:48:03 AM EST)

    i had a whole case but tj stole it


    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
    Sorry, SW (2 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (04.10.2005 11:22:36 AM EST)


    I have a whole case but J9 won't let me share.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    If you need more (3 replies)
    started by malcom
    (04.10.2005 5:37:52 AM EST)


    Ask John Wayne Bobbit.He got his half off.

    I don't understand (0 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (04.10.2005 4:54:15 AM EST)


    Who the hell would want to build walls with Roosters?

    Roger is a fuckwitted old codger

    Check with my first wife (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (04.10.2005 0:37:18 AM EST)


    she used it on her Pu**y

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