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Mobile Phone Sex Pleasures

By: luvly1Published: 03/17/2005
 
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I suppose "can you hear me now" is a thing of the past after this news.

Mobile Phone Sex Pleasures

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    Sounds Like The Return (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (03.21.2005 0:29:47 AM EST)

    Of the party line.
    Some girls spend a lot of time on the phone.

    I know there (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (03.17.2005 3:58:04 PM EST)

    are alot of pics out there with them...

    GP... (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (03.17.2005 11:46:44 AM EST)

    The caller ID isn't working..
    lol.. now that I know it's you I'll go ahead & answer.

    Phone Sex (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.17.2005 8:03:41 AM EST)


    BabyBear uses the Bell Atlantic 706.. It's 12 inches long and uses 5 D Cell batteries. She sounds funny when she tries to talk.. damn, her line is busy... cowboy, is that you???

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Is this why ...... (1 reply)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.17.2005 7:56:17 AM EST)


    Luvly gave me her phone number but nevers answers the phone?

    This gives new meaning to that old commercial:
    Reach out, reach out and touch someone.

    edito's note:
    I got kicked off the site again

    lmao (0 replies)  
    started by luvly1
    (03.17.2005 0:21:53 AM EST)

    The lyrics to the song "Tommy" by The Who just crossed my twisted mind.

    "Tommy can you feel me"

    Let's just pretend that Tommy is a female tongiht please?

    And NO.. I don't mean in a gay way!

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