"People make suggestions on what to say all the time. I'll give you an example; I don't read what's handed to me. People say, 'Here, here's your speech, or here's an idea for a speech.' They're changed. Trust me."-Interview with the New York Times, March 15, 2000
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"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history." — Vice President Dan Quayle
Snapple Facts
#96 The average American will eat 35,000 cookies in his/her lifetime.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
One Liners
Q: How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say f*ck? A: Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
they were cleaner than the ones I had on when I found 'em at the corner of 3rd and Long.
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