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Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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George W. Bush |
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"It's good to see so many friends here in the Rose Garden. This is our first event in this beautiful spot, and it's appropriate we talk about policy that will affect people's lives in a positive way in such a beautiful, beautiful part of our national - really, our national park system, my guess is you would want to call it."-George W. Bush, Feb. 8, 2001
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"It's more relaxed here. It's an atmosphere I can relate to. In Oakland it was always win, win, win - you get fed up with it."
— Jose Canseco
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Snapple Facts |
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#19 Children grow faster in the spring.
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Yo Mama ... |
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... is so fat, She can lay down and stand up, and her height doesn't change!
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One Liners |
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Q. What does the bride of a Polish man get that's long and hard on her wedding night?
A. His last name.
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Too old to Rock N' Roll Too young to die.
