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That's Funny
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started by
beo469
(06.18.2005 12:32:36 PM EST)
Smart ass kid employees- That's good.
In Myrtle Beach
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started by
dirkdiggler
(06.17.2005 3:55:13 PM EST)
everyone has signs saying "Free Beer Tomorrow", but the next day it says the same thing. Ah well, in 3 weeks I'll be so drunk it won't matter.
Damn
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started by
thecritic
(06.17.2005 1:50:34 PM EST)
what's a Taco Bell sign doing in front of an apartment building.
Just my luck!
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started by
luvly1
(06.17.2005 2:42:15 AM EST)
As per usual.. A day late & a dollar short.
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