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I Kidnapped The Goofball Secretary

By: rogerPublished: 04/15/2005
 
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Don't worry folks, she's safe. Rob, I'll have to think about your demands, this is worth a lot more than $19.95.

I Kidnapped The Goofball Secretary

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    That Sort Of Promotion (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (04.15.2005 10:17:58 PM EST)
    Might result in 100% male member renewal.

    screw it (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (04.15.2005 10:13:29 PM EST)
    keep her...

    I think... (0 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (04.15.2005 12:58:10 PM EST)

    ....TJ's in on the act. He plans to hold his sausage hostage, all weekend.

    Roger is a fuckwitted old codger

    ROGER!! (0 replies)
    started by StorminNorman
    (04.15.2005 9:57:45 AM EST)

    GODDAMNIT SON!

    You'll spend a month in the hole for this!

    she looks hungry (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (04.15.2005 5:42:35 AM EST)

    hey redneck, have you been feeding her?


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    Sheeeit (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (04.15.2005 4:04:55 AM EST)

    After 3 days with her, the redneck would be too exhausted to do ANYTHING.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Is she any good at shorthand? (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (04.15.2005 1:00:21 AM EST)

    She'll need a shorthand with you, redneck... hahaha

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

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