"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again." - Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
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"We are all here for the same reason: to love me." — Barry Manilow, to fans in Schenectady, New York
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Yo Mama ...
so ugly she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between light and hard? A: You can sleep with a light on.
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