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Ready For Picking

By: rogerPublished: 06/22/2005
 
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Looks ripe to me but I ain't eating it.

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    Hey (0 replies)
    started by cowetaguard
    (06.22.2005 9:35:17 AM EST)
    I think I know her.

    Too old to Rock N' Roll Too young to die.

    It's amazing (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.22.2005 7:33:34 AM EST)

    that looks just like one of the guys I golf with.

    Yeah, it looks ripe (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (06.22.2005 3:48:01 AM EST)

    But I think it has a big brown spot on it.

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    I'd check the other side first (2 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (06.22.2005 0:20:09 AM EST)

    if there's something hanging down then give it to Harry...

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

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