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#54 The average smell weighs 760 nanograms.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu,and says "okay!"
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Q. Five policemen were on a boat. The boat sank. How many policemen died? A. Ten. Five during the accident, and five during the re-enactment.
It can't be easy to have a head-on collision on a divided road.
Perhaps someone was being distracted by a hummer?
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