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When Robnoxious came to Myrtle Beach to play golf he encountered something he'd never encountered before. Sorry Rob, but it's a penalty if you take a drop. The best thing to do is lead it to the green and hope the ball falls off.
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I've seen them on the course while playing golf in Biloxi, Mississippi.
Sneak up behind
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bd2son
(07.08.2005 10:04:02 AM EST)
it, shorten your grip on your sand wedge and be prepared to run like hell!
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