"Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to - I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that." - Pre-inaugural interview with U.S. News & World Report, Jan. 22, 2001 issue
Random Quote
"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison For three years, not Princeton." —Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King
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#124 Seals sleep only one and a half minutes at a time.
Yo Mama ...
is so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milk shake on layaway.
One Liners
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.
wrap it up and send it over to Roseanne Barr's house until we get a new joke.
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