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Stupid.
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dirkdiggler
(07.14.2005 11:28:05 AM EST)
Looks like he got the girl to me. Maybe I'm just cranky and got sand in my vagina. time to get outta this f*cking desert
editor's note:
I won't go out with him
and she won't go out with me.
Maybe
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started by
tjshere
(07.14.2005 3:57:29 AM EST)
That's not a woman.
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