"Speaking about barbaric regimes, we must deal with probably one of the most—not probably—one of the most real threats we face, and that is the idea of a barbaric regime teaming up with a terrorist network and providing weapons of mass destruction to hold the United States and our allies and our friends blackmail."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Alexander for Senate Luncheon," Sept. 17, 2002
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is so slutty John Holmes just looked at her and got AIDS
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It's still a pretty close held program, but you sould be interested in our exploration of some of the latest affordable technology that we are pursuing. After an exhaustive period of experimentation and operational testing, affordability has won out over capability for our new river warfare craft. The Program Manager (shown in the picture) was quoted as saying "I'm proud to be associated with this new boat. I'm sure it will give the military weeks of good service!"
did he say if'n Old Yeller died or not, in that lead in line?
LMAO
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thecritic
(06.03.2005 0:33:33 AM EST)
What a funny photo with one helluva great lead-in line.
^5 from me
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