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Banned From The Slopes

By: thecriticPublished: 05/20/2005
 
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No sex with the ski instructor.

Banned From The Slopes

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    Yikes! (0 replies)
    started by allen
    (05.20.2005 11:26:00 PM EST)

    No doing the kids on the slopes Hu! In reality its a really tall guy and a super short woman right? LOL!

    I didn't (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.20.2005 8:44:54 AM EST)


    even know Catholic Priests were allowed to ski.

    jackson (0 replies)  
    started by hmighty
    (05.20.2005 7:42:23 AM EST)

    This looks more like a michael jackson warning...

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