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Fairy
(1 reply)
started by
harrymonkbubble
(05.24.2005 12:40:58 PM EST)
Golfers are like soccer players. Their bottoms get sore and they need a cushioned ride.
Judging by the suspension on that, it looks like he just finished the back nine.
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