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Yo Mama ...
is so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
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Q: How can you tell when a man is well hung? A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
I could tell you what I'd like to do to them both in an elevator.
However...
In my mind the chick facing the camera is saying, "Be a darling Harry, and help me lift these, would you?"
Damn
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thecritic
(06.24.2005 0:39:12 AM EST)
I'd sure love to work there
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