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Personal Wipes

By: rogerPublished: 06/06/2005
 
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I have a box next to my computer monitor as we speak.

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    Jimi (0 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (06.06.2005 1:36:43 PM EST)


    Uses them to wipe his mouth.

    I don't get it! (0 replies)
    started by misspk
    (06.06.2005 8:10:49 AM EST)

    Who on earth would waste one drop?

    (oh geesh how naughty am I?)

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    Let's hope (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.06.2005 7:37:14 AM EST)


    they are non allergenic.

    Waaaaaaa Hahahahahahaha!! (2 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (06.06.2005 6:04:40 AM EST)


    Are they a public company? I'll bet I could make a fortune on their stock.

    Uh, do they come is a smaller size?

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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