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is so stupid she stole free bread.
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Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A: The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
This guy found out the insurance check got deposited.
lmao
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started by
luvly1
(07.05.2005 0:46:26 AM EST)
Er.. um.. Now I'm totally confused.
Did they park it & get into one of those electric ones in Wally World?
Damn
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started by
thecritic
(07.05.2005 0:15:36 AM EST)
Someone ate the vegetable
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