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Foot Race

By: rogerPublished: 06/27/2005
 
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Looks like he's getting an early jump.

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    You should see them run (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.27.2005 2:24:44 PM EST)


    flitering around the track
    wih their arms flailing about.

    Where's the surprise? (1 reply)
    started by dirkdiggler
    (06.27.2005 1:10:24 PM EST)

    They're running track, so we already know they're fags

    Duckfudder-something to think about.

    Looks like (2 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (06.27.2005 11:53:54 AM EST)


    These guys have a future in Team USA.

    Waaaaaaahahahahahahahaha<
    Yeah! Read it and weep! I'm raggin' on the US!!!!!

    Whatcha gonna do aboud it??

    Hahahahahaha

    Hawks? (3 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (06.27.2005 9:06:59 AM EST)


    With those two, swallows would probably be a more appropriate choice of bird.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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