"She is a member of a labor union at one point."- Announcing his nomination of Linda Chavez as secretary of labor. Austin, Texas, Jan. 2, 2001
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"They're all very well-endowed... the ones I've been with." — In an NBC interview, a merciless Heather Locklear tells the world why she only goes out with rock stars.
Snapple Facts
#76 The average person spends 2 years on the phone in his/her lifetime.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
One Liners
Q. Where do you find a dog with no legs? A. Right where you left him.
Not sure if this is of any interest, but I have a small 3500 watt generator for sale. It's great for camping or other uses where portable power is required. Let me know if you're interested. Photo attached - sorry for the poor picture quality.
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