"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000
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"Rick Sutcliffe was the rookie of the year in his first year." — Mets broadcaster Ralph Kiner
Snapple Facts
#76 The average person spends 2 years on the phone in his/her lifetime.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she put on is some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
One Liners
Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A. Because they have big fingers.
Although the quality of this image does leave a bit to be desired, the sentiment behind it is about the most beautiful example of American pride & spirit that I've ever seen.
That must have cost more than my net worth! Really nice.
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