"Sometimes Washington is one of these towns where the people who think they've got the sharp elbows are the most effective person."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "George W. Bush Participates in a Terrell-for-Senate Luncheon," Dec. 3, 2002
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"Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor...I told him he was grounded." — Tim Allen, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#225 There are towns named Sandwich in Illinois and Massachusetts.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly when a baby, she was breast fed through a straw!
One Liners
Q: What do Rubik's Cubes and penises have in common? A: The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Wow, I've noticed a lot of lesbian scenes in movies these days, but I had no idea it was a habit.
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