"These people don't have tanks. They don't have ships. They hide in caves. They send suiciders out."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush At Welcome Rally," Nov. 1, 2002
Random Quote
"Time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana." Groucho Marx
Snapple Facts
#161 The first TV network kids show in the U.S. was "Captain Kangaroo".
Yo Mama ...
teeth are is so yellow I can't believe its not butter
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A: A pickpocket snatches watches.
Just moved to the south and I can feel every other tooth getting loose already!
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