"She is a member of a labor union at one point."- Announcing his nomination of Linda Chavez as secretary of labor. Austin, Texas, Jan. 2, 2001
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"... and on our show tonight we have five Miss America contestants and also some dogs. I mean real dogs ... Come on, now, you know I mean dogs that bark!" — Johnny Carson
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#75 The average person makes 1,140 phone calls per year.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
One Liners
Q. Where do you find a dog with no legs? A. Right where you left him.
editor's note to Luvly:
Remember to bend at the waist and keep your knees straight when teeing up your ball.
....and wearing no panties will help you win. Your competitor's will never be able to focus an hitting their shots.
For me it wouldn't make much difference. I don't have a prayer of getting it in the hole either way.
Kinda like my real life.
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