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Planning On Reading The New Harry Potter?

By: obiwanPublished: 09/12/2005
 
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    started by thecritic
    (09.12.2005 9:09:37 PM EST)


    and in case you haven't seen Million Dollar Baby, the girl dies in the end.

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

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    started by meesha
    (09.12.2005 6:52:55 PM EST)

    some of us actually read and this might not be appreciated.

    I need a new sig - apply now to kittydreamer@hotmail.com!

    my hard cover copy (0 replies)
    started by donutncoffee
    (09.12.2005 1:52:23 PM EST)

    only cost 15 dollars and it didnt take me 4 hours to get that far

    and on a personal note i found the book to be very predictable and no where near as good as her previous efforts

    Planning On Reading The New Harry Potter? (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.12.2005 10:18:22 AM EST)


    No.

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    started by inchpecker10
    (09.12.2005 7:55:22 AM EST)

    we'll , I only paid $22 and even with the money I might have been involuntarily saved ,,, I think I can probably save myself even more by not re-newing my subscription here ......

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