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Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? A: K9P
whatever they need,
but they need to send them home.
I guess
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tjshere
(10.11.2005 5:52:26 AM EST)
The crisp meat is for our female soldiers.
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