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Pressed For Time

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 08/28/2005
 
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Lesson one on tight jeans: Always allow plenty of time for removing jeans when going to the bathroom.

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    her water broke

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    Wishing she had worn sandals right about now, too. I imagine those sneaks are pretty full.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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