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Oh, boy
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started by
tjshere
(10.02.2005 7:44:32 AM EST)
I'll bet the handicapped are really pissed about being kept out of such obviously first-class restrooms.
MY GUESS...
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started by
jimbobiglotto
(10.02.2005 0:03:23 AM EST)
there's a HINGE at the bottom of the window thing so the TOP drops down and makes a RAMP!
only problem is, all the people in wheelchairs get knocked out by the ramp falling on their heads!
If God wanted us men to use napkins, he wouldn't have made our arms hairy!
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