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Drink And Drive

By: rogerPublished: 09/03/2005
 
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Golf is the only game I know where it's perfectly alright to get drunk at 9 o'clock in the morning.

Drink And Drive

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    "Free ball with every drink" (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.03.2005 8:59:01 AM EST)

    Sounds like a cannibal cocktail party.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    There are two (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.03.2005 7:44:57 AM EST)

    kinds of people I hate:
    Drunk people when I'm sober
    and
    Sober people when I'm drunk.

    Hell (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (09.03.2005 0:32:41 AM EST)

    I used to always be drunk at 9 o'clock in the morning

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

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