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Men Are Like Coffee

By: luvly1Published: 10/20/2005
 
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Well this might be somewhat true, but coming form someone who hasn't been able to sleep in weeks, it's nice to get a little rest every now & then.

Men Are Like Coffee

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    I like my men ... (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (10.20.2005 2:16:06 PM EST)

    like I like my coffee.

    I don't usually keep it in the house very often.. but if I do.. I prefer it to be strong, blonde & sweet.



    I like my women (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.20.2005 10:11:28 AM EST)


    like I like my coffee,
    Hot and light cream,
    with a dash of sugar to take out the bitterness.

    editor's note:
    I know the old line is "Hot & Black", but that's just not me. Unless it's Halle Berry.

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