"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."-Pella, Iowa, as quoted by the San Antonio Express-News, Jan. 30, 2000
Random Quote
"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." — Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign
Snapple Facts
#131 Penguins have an organ above their eyes that converts seawater to freshwater. #132 A crocodile cannot move its tongue.
Yo Mama ...
is so short every time she farts, she blows sand in her shoes
One Liners
Q: What is a lesbian dinosaur called? A: A Lickalotapuss.
I've had this pic for nearly a year but only submitted it the other day.
Drat, now I'll have to think of something SUPER funny to say so that when its repeated (oh yeah....it'll be repeated...!) I'll get to be funny twice!
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
An End With Horror Is Better Than Horror Without End
