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#126 A pigeon's feathers are heavier than its bones.
Yo Mama ...
is so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
One Liners
Q: Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? A: Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Now get that damn shirt out of the way and I will!
uhmm
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started by
leadj
(11.22.2005 1:41:23 AM EST)
give me a minute................
Tune into Sanity FM
I'm sorry
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started by
roger
(11.22.2005 1:23:59 AM EST)
but I find that that's all I can look at.
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