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Save The Gerbils

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 10/22/2005
 
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Richard Gere, are you watching this?

What did the gerbil say when the gay mak walked into the pet store?
"Woof, Woof"

Save The Gerbils

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    I'd say he's keeping one warm right now.

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